dad, is it wrong to tell a lie?
son, let me tell you a little story.
AAH, GIANT RADIOACTIVE WORM!
*thump*
i’m alright,
dad.
…dad?
i loved this show omfg
jvvi:
Ain’t got shit.
My name is not Stanley. People often mistake me for a serial killer but I can guarantee there is no connection. Yes, I have committed a few murders but they were years apart and unrelated. If a TV network puts out 3 similar dramas over a year or so, this is not necessarily a series, even if the director and actors all remain the same. I have no time for fruitless accusations. My life has plenty of purpose. I once stood too close to a train as it was leaving the station. The train driver shouted at me and I shouted back. I was within my rights.
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